threeguesses: ([rookie blue] brings me juice in bed)
2011-12-28 12:06 am

FIC: ten lords a-leaping [rookie blue, sam/andy, traci/jerry]

Title: ten lords a-leaping
Word Count: 1000+
Summary: The one with Medieval Times.
AN: Cheating, and gifting this one to both [livejournal.com profile] surreallis (who wanted Traci/Jerry and Sam/Andy at Medieval Times) and [livejournal.com profile] legalliquid (who wanted a dinner party).


“So,” Sam says. “We seriously have to pre-game for this thing?” )
threeguesses: ([stock] deck the halls)
2011-12-25 05:53 pm
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FIC: my demons took up that whole church pew [rookie blue, sam/jo]

Title: my demons took up that whole church pew
Rating: R
Word Count: 1200+
Summary: The problem with Swarek: he's nice to her.
AN: The one for [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare. Ahahaha, yeah, Merry Christmas brother, here's a giant pile of angst--I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

The first thing Jo sees when she pushes open the door to the Penny: )
threeguesses: ([stock] yuletide)
2011-12-25 03:03 pm
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IT'S FINALLY HERE.

Oh man, Santa, sorry this is so late. (Every year I say I'm going to get my letter up on time. EVERY YEAR.) Anyways, if you've just rolled in here for kicks, and it's near the deadline, and you're panicking because your fic in some way doesn't conform to my guidelines: DO NOT WORRY, YULEGOAT, I AM RIDICULOUSLY EASY. I was that kid who played with gift boxes instead of actual gifts. No pressure, I swear.

If, however, you've been frantically checking this page because you're one of those people who likes more detail in their prompts (which-- god, I am so, so sorry), read on.

DEAR YULEBUNNY )
threeguesses: ([meet me in st. louis] hai gurl)
2011-12-17 08:02 pm

I have been informed this is an excellent time-waster.

(Meet Me In St. Louis is on, the roommates are out of town, and I've been wearing university sweatpants all day: it's time.)

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.
threeguesses: ([rookie blue] brings me juice in bed)
2011-12-15 04:50 pm

FIC: this absurd fraction [rookie blue, andy/sam]

Title: this absurd fraction
Authors:  [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare and[livejournal.com profile] threeguesses
Rating: R
Word Count: 7500+
Summary: The one with the first time.

( what's most surprising, besides everything: )
threeguesses: ([stock] instant gratification)
2011-12-11 01:57 am

WELL, THIS IS SELF-SERVING.

I don't even know, exam season is rough: shower me with anonymous praise?

Also: SIGN UP FOR IT, it's pretty much the best thing since sliced bread and Yuletide.
threeguesses: ([rookie blue] has a thing for her neck)
2011-11-27 09:49 pm

FIC: infinitely late at night [rookie blue, sam/andy]

Title: infinitely late at night
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare and [livejournal.com profile] threeguesses
Rating:  Hard R
Word Count: 6500+
Summary: The one with the handcuffs. (We're warming you up for the one with the group sex.)
AN: Ahaha, all the dirty ones end up housed at my journal.

So. Apparently "wait at the barn" means "wait at the barn." )
threeguesses: ([rookie blue] Traci!)
2011-11-26 04:06 pm

FIC: something nobody with sense would understand [rookie blue, sam/andy]

Title: something nobody with sense would understand
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare and [livejournal.com profile] threeguesses
Rating: R
Word Count: 4800+
Summary: The one with the proposal.
AN: Oh, you knew we were going to do it eventually.

( So. Finally he just breaks down and asks her. )
threeguesses: ([rookie blue] faceoff)
2011-11-08 11:24 pm

FIC: all of us secret agents [rookie blue, sam/andy]

Title: all of us secret agents
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare and [livejournal.com profile] threeguesses
Rating: R
Word Count: 9200+
Summary: The one with the undercover.
AN: Boy howdy, we are amusing ourselves here.

( So: they break up. )
threeguesses: ([disney] DEAD)
2011-10-26 07:50 pm

FIC: tie our hands to something solid [rookie blue, sam/andy]

Title: tie our hands to something solid
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare and [livejournal.com profile] threeguesses
Rating: R
Word Count: ~6000
Warnings/Kinks: Period sex. (WHATEVER YOU GUYS. WE ALLUDED TO IT IN ANOTHER FIC, AND THEN THIS HAPPENED.)
Summary: The one with the Other Thing.

The tip off is when she won't get in the shower with him. )
threeguesses: ([futurama] oh noes!)
2011-10-23 03:28 pm

RPF: and possibly I like the thrill [ben bass/missy peregrym]

Title: and possibly I like the thrill
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare and [livejournal.com profile] threeguesses
Fandom: Rookie Blue RPF, Ben Bass/Missy Peregrym
Rating: R
Word Count: 9900+
Summary: The one with the method acting.
AN: Ah, nothing like fic you have to change your privacy settings to post.

( So. You know. They're friends. )
threeguesses: ([rookie blue] andy + fence)
2011-10-14 04:04 pm

FIC: the syntax of things [rookie blue, sam/andy]

Title: the syntax of things
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare and [livejournal.com profile] threeguesses
Rating: R
Word Count: 5, 822
Summary: The one with the I love you.
AN: Probably we should just take this opportunity to apologise to e. e. cummings.

One thing Sam knew going in: five year plan notwithstanding, McNally is not a girl you want to spook. )
threeguesses: ([family guy] seriously)
2011-10-08 09:08 pm

FIC: a whole house on fire if you'd let it [rookie blue, sam/andy]

Title: a whole house on fire if you'd let it
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare and [livejournal.com profile] threeguesses
Rating: R
Word Count: 7,131
Summary: The one where they do it in the bathroom of The Penny.
AN: A MILLION YEARS LATER, I POST THIS.

( Their first shift back after suspension, she literally won't look at him all day. )
threeguesses: ([rookie blue] has a thing for her neck)
2011-09-23 11:09 pm

FIC: christmas morning, back from the war [rookie blue, sam/andy]

Title: christmas morning, back from the war
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare and [livejournal.com profile] threeguesses
Rating: R
Word Count: 10,163
Summary: (Immediately post-2x13.) The one where they do it on the kitchen floor.
AN: THE MADNESS CONTINUES.

( She keeps looking at him like he shot her dog, or she shot his. )
threeguesses: ([stock] instant gratification)
2011-09-18 05:29 pm
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Don't kid yourself, Jimmy; if a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you cared about.

Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare, who got it from [livejournal.com profile] fated_addiction:

Give me a pairing (or character, or the name of a show) and a prompt (a word, a phrase, a situation, an emotion, a few lines from a song or, hell, even an entire song) and I will do my best to write you a snippet based on your request.

Not sure how well this is going to work, considering this is a fic journal read by very few people, but TOO BAD, I have three seconds of free time and the newfound ability to write only in 200 word chunks. Come at me.
threeguesses: ([stock] fuck bunnies)
2011-09-01 01:35 pm

FIC: this one thing is always supposed to stay [rookie blue, sam/andy]

LOOK MA, MY FIRST 10 000+ CO-WRITTEN COMMENTFIC: It's possible she's thinking he's going to invite her over.

(The title is totally from a Tragically Hip song. So, you know, that tradition lives on.)