threeguesses: ([rookie blue] brings me juice in bed)
Title: ten lords a-leaping
Word Count: 1000+
Summary: The one with Medieval Times.
AN: Cheating, and gifting this one to both [livejournal.com profile] surreallis (who wanted Traci/Jerry and Sam/Andy at Medieval Times) and [livejournal.com profile] legalliquid (who wanted a dinner party).


“So,” Sam says. “We seriously have to pre-game for this thing?” )
threeguesses: ([stock] deck the halls)
Title: my demons took up that whole church pew
Rating: R
Word Count: 1200+
Summary: The problem with Swarek: he's nice to her.
AN: The one for [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare. Ahahaha, yeah, Merry Christmas brother, here's a giant pile of angst--I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

The first thing Jo sees when she pushes open the door to the Penny: )
threeguesses: ([rookie blue] brings me juice in bed)
Title: this absurd fraction
Authors:  [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare and[livejournal.com profile] threeguesses
Rating: R
Word Count: 7500+
Summary: The one with the first time.

( what's most surprising, besides everything: )
threeguesses: ([rookie blue] has a thing for her neck)
Title: infinitely late at night
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare and [livejournal.com profile] threeguesses
Rating:  Hard R
Word Count: 6500+
Summary: The one with the handcuffs. (We're warming you up for the one with the group sex.)
AN: Ahaha, all the dirty ones end up housed at my journal.

So. Apparently "wait at the barn" means "wait at the barn." )
threeguesses: ([rookie blue] Traci!)
Title: something nobody with sense would understand
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare and [livejournal.com profile] threeguesses
Rating: R
Word Count: 4800+
Summary: The one with the proposal.
AN: Oh, you knew we were going to do it eventually.

( So. Finally he just breaks down and asks her. )
threeguesses: ([rookie blue] faceoff)
Title: all of us secret agents
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare and [livejournal.com profile] threeguesses
Rating: R
Word Count: 9200+
Summary: The one with the undercover.
AN: Boy howdy, we are amusing ourselves here.

( So: they break up. )
threeguesses: ([disney] DEAD)
Title: tie our hands to something solid
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare and [livejournal.com profile] threeguesses
Rating: R
Word Count: ~6000
Warnings/Kinks: Period sex. (WHATEVER YOU GUYS. WE ALLUDED TO IT IN ANOTHER FIC, AND THEN THIS HAPPENED.)
Summary: The one with the Other Thing.

The tip off is when she won't get in the shower with him. )
threeguesses: ([rookie blue] andy + fence)
Title: the syntax of things
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare and [livejournal.com profile] threeguesses
Rating: R
Word Count: 5, 822
Summary: The one with the I love you.
AN: Probably we should just take this opportunity to apologise to e. e. cummings.

One thing Sam knew going in: five year plan notwithstanding, McNally is not a girl you want to spook. )
threeguesses: ([family guy] seriously)
Title: a whole house on fire if you'd let it
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare and [livejournal.com profile] threeguesses
Rating: R
Word Count: 7,131
Summary: The one where they do it in the bathroom of The Penny.
AN: A MILLION YEARS LATER, I POST THIS.

( Their first shift back after suspension, she literally won't look at him all day. )
threeguesses: ([rookie blue] has a thing for her neck)
Title: christmas morning, back from the war
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] lowriseflare and [livejournal.com profile] threeguesses
Rating: R
Word Count: 10,163
Summary: (Immediately post-2x13.) The one where they do it on the kitchen floor.
AN: THE MADNESS CONTINUES.

( She keeps looking at him like he shot her dog, or she shot his. )
threeguesses: ([stock] fuck bunnies)
LOOK MA, MY FIRST 10 000+ CO-WRITTEN COMMENTFIC: It's possible she's thinking he's going to invite her over.

(The title is totally from a Tragically Hip song. So, you know, that tradition lives on.)