i don't want to interrupt your commentfic, but you two, and the brilliant fucking writing, BUT ALSO THE SUBJECT/HEADER COMMENTARY

they told me i couldn't write N/A as my religious denomination on my marriage licence application (applied for via the City of Toronto, by the by, in case that piece of knowledge ever somehow comes in handy for fic) but i should have just put THREELOWRISEGUESSFLARES and let them figure it out.