This is exactly what I posted to lowriseflare, just need to share the love:

Oh my GOD. It's exhausting how amazing your stories are. I feel like I need a nap after I read them. And just ya know, for the record, I'm pretty damn sure that if someone actually acted out these sexual escapades to the T, they wouldn't be as mind blowing as how you write them. You just make sex.. better. lol.

Please never stop writing Sandy smut.