So, umm, that's not a thing I thought I'd like. And yet, I really, really did.

Nice job, my friends. Nice job.

Although I was seriously worried about that couch. Which was kind of distracting throughout the sexytimes. Bathroom floor, that's where you want to have the messy sex. Bathroom floor.

Unless Sam has a leather couch. They're kind of wipe-clean-able, yes?