It's TOTALLY because we write one Dirty, one Feelings like clockwork; I'm beginning to think we're secretly robots. (STILL: you ended up with the RPF that has people worrying about the young Mrs. Bass' sensibilities. I THINK WE ARE EVEN, BROTHER.)

HOWEVER, I promise to take the super filthy one that's going to make everyone defriend us. Ahaha, that reminds me... *off to fix Author's Note* People need a warning of what's to come.