You. YOU. Like… how do you even DO this?? Stuff like this is why I know you’re destined for world domination. You can just distract world leaders with funnysexyadorable K/A porn and wrest power away in a bloodless coup while they are squeeing.
I LOVE THIS SO EFFING MUCH. Again, again, I care NOT how they made up (At this point, if we came back after hiatus and the make-up happened off-screen over the summer? I’d just be like YUS.), but I’m loving, LOVING the post-reconciliation honeymoon phase. They are trying to impress each other! Kalinda likes Alicia better than Sophia! They drink and giggle and touch each other and duh, OF COURSE THEY’D TALK ABOUT THIS PORNO.
I was smiling by the time they got in the cab, giggling by Tits of Fury (is that a real thing, Rachel? Like, Debbie Does Dallas I know, but this is new to me), and dying by the time K was torturing the poor video clerk (and Lish!)
A BLOW DRYER. WHAT IS THIS EVEN.
And I think my favorite part about the sex is how FUN and not dire it is (even though you KNOW I love my dire/angsty porn, but this is a breath of fresh air), with Kalinda joking about cucumbers and reenacting the porno and it’s sweet and hot and sexy and I WANT them like this, Rach, I want them having fun and enjoying each other and thank you, thank you for giving us that.
House in the Hamptons. I’ll make it happen. Just sayin’.
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I LOVE THIS SO EFFING MUCH. Again, again, I care NOT how they made up (At this point, if we came back after hiatus and the make-up happened off-screen over the summer? I’d just be like YUS.), but I’m loving, LOVING the post-reconciliation honeymoon phase. They are trying to impress each other! Kalinda likes Alicia better than Sophia! They drink and giggle and touch each other and duh, OF COURSE THEY’D TALK ABOUT THIS PORNO.
I was smiling by the time they got in the cab, giggling by Tits of Fury (is that a real thing, Rachel? Like, Debbie Does Dallas I know, but this is new to me), and dying by the time K was torturing the poor video clerk (and Lish!)
A BLOW DRYER. WHAT IS THIS EVEN.
And I think my favorite part about the sex is how FUN and not dire it is (even though you KNOW I love my dire/angsty porn, but this is a breath of fresh air), with Kalinda joking about cucumbers and reenacting the porno and it’s sweet and hot and sexy and I WANT them like this, Rach, I want them having fun and enjoying each other and thank you, thank you for giving us that.
House in the Hamptons. I’ll make it happen. Just sayin’.