Finish That Drink (There Are Sober Kids in Africa)

I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THE HOCKEY BITS! BUT I EFFIN LOVE THE TITLE!! Aaaand I had to snarf this in three minutes so will def come back but the locker rooms, their popping heads and fingers over eyes, golfing comeback (oh ANDY, good try honey), stomach-lurching nosebleed seats, her dad, AND MAYBE IT'S A DATE, heavens this is great, I love it so much it's making me dizzy.