Finish That Drink (There Are Sober Kids in Africa)

Title: ten lords a-leaping
Word Count: 1000+
Summary: The one with Medieval Times.
AN: Cheating, and gifting this one to both surreallis (who wanted Traci/Jerry and Sam/Andy at Medieval Times) and legalliquid (who wanted a dinner party).


( “So,” Sam says. “We seriously have to pre-game for this thing?” )

Title: something nobody with sense would understand
Authors: lowriseflare and threeguesses
Rating: R
Word Count: 4800+
Summary: The one with the proposal.
AN: Oh, you knew we were going to do it eventually.

( So. Finally he just breaks down and asks her. )

Title: tie our hands to something solid
Author: lowriseflare and threeguesses
Rating: R
Word Count: ~6000
Warnings/Kinks: Period sex. (WHATEVER YOU GUYS. WE ALLUDED TO IT IN ANOTHER FIC, AND THEN THIS HAPPENED.)
Summary: The one with the Other Thing.

( The tip off is when she won't get in the shower with him. )

Title: a whole house on fire if you'd let it
Authors: lowriseflare and threeguesses
Rating: R
Word Count: 7,131
Summary: The one where they do it in the bathroom of The Penny.
AN: A MILLION YEARS LATER, I POST THIS.

( Their first shift back after suspension, she literally won't look at him all day. )

Title: christmas morning, back from the war
Authors: lowriseflare and threeguesses
Rating: R
Word Count: 10,163
Summary: (Immediately post-2x13.) The one where they do it on the kitchen floor.
AN: THE MADNESS CONTINUES.

( She keeps looking at him like he shot her dog, or she shot his. )