Oh man, Santa, sorry this is so late. (Every year I say I'm going to get my letter up on time. EVERY YEAR.) Anyways, if you've just rolled in here for kicks, and it's near the deadline, and you're panicking because your fic in some way doesn't conform to my guidelines: DO NOT WORRY, YULEGOAT, I AM RIDICULOUSLY EASY. I was that kid who played with gift boxes instead of actual gifts. No pressure, I swear.

If, however, you've been frantically checking this page because you're one of those people who likes more detail in their prompts (which-- god, I am so, so sorry), read on.

( DEAR YULEBUNNY )