Don't kid yourself, Jimmy; if a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you cared about.

[threeguesses]

Stolen from lowriseflare, who got it from fated_addiction:

Give me a pairing (or character, or the name of a show) and a prompt (a word, a phrase, a situation, an emotion, a few lines from a song or, hell, even an entire song) and I will do my best to write you a snippet based on your request.

Not sure how well this is going to work, considering this is a fic journal read by very few people, but TOO BAD, I have three seconds of free time and the newfound ability to write only in 200 word chunks. Come at me.

Comments

Re: AHAHA, THIS IS 110% NOTHING LIKE YOU ASKED FOR.

[plastichangers.livejournal.com]

THIS MAY NOT BE WHAT I ASKED FOR BUT IT IS 120% WHAT I WANTED. :D Mannnnnnn, like chocolate chip cookie ice cream for my soul, this! WHY ISN'T THERE MORE BEING NORMAL-SAM/ANDY FIC??? I NEED FIC DAMNIT. GET ON THAT, INTERWEBS!
*Hugs you for this* THANK YOU.

[threeguesses.livejournal.com]

\o/ Excellent, I'm glad you liked. (And I knooooow, what the hell internet, were is the fic? We need another porn battle.)

[plastichangers.livejournal.com]

We really doooo! Right now I'd settle for PG-13 fic though, I'm desperate. :(

[nereemac.livejournal.com]

Seconded.