Don't kid yourself, Jimmy; if a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you cared about.

[threeguesses]

Stolen from lowriseflare, who got it from fated_addiction:

Give me a pairing (or character, or the name of a show) and a prompt (a word, a phrase, a situation, an emotion, a few lines from a song or, hell, even an entire song) and I will do my best to write you a snippet based on your request.

Not sure how well this is going to work, considering this is a fic journal read by very few people, but TOO BAD, I have three seconds of free time and the newfound ability to write only in 200 word chunks. Come at me.

Comments

MCNALLY'S OBNOXIOUS NEON UNDERWEAR: OFFICIALLY CANON.

[lowriseflare.livejournal.com]

UGH, THESE TWO. He just wants a normal dinner (and to put a million babies in her)! She's worried about looking like a tramp! That thing about the stubble on her knee killed me a little.

IT WAS WAY TOO GOOD A DETAIL TO WASTE.

[threeguesses.livejournal.com]

He just wants a grownup relationship! With babies!