Don't kid yourself, Jimmy; if a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you cared about.

[threeguesses]

Stolen from lowriseflare, who got it from fated_addiction:

Give me a pairing (or character, or the name of a show) and a prompt (a word, a phrase, a situation, an emotion, a few lines from a song or, hell, even an entire song) and I will do my best to write you a snippet based on your request.

Not sure how well this is going to work, considering this is a fic journal read by very few people, but TOO BAD, I have three seconds of free time and the newfound ability to write only in 200 word chunks. Come at me.

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HE LOVES HER, MISSY. GOD.

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Man, seriously, either we have really good timing or really wanted to torture ourselves with title selections. (I've got nothing for this one, p.s.--Jesus Christ I Hope This Cast Stays Off The Interwebs was my working title.